6/13/2006

Silly Girls

They get all hyped up for a simple little outing to a casual coffee shop. A thick layer of white foundation is applied on dark skin, creating a striking difference between a brown neck and a ghostly white face. Bright silver glitter is sprinkled around the eyes, enabling an SOS for an airplane roaming in the sky. Gigantic chandelier earrings that weigh about a ton and a half are donned on the ears, and dangle imperially all the way down to the shoulders.

They speak of nothing but of trivial issues and social gossip. Who is recently engaged to whom. Who is about to marry the big jackpot. What is the latest social scandal. Where did you buy that bag. Dammit, her hair is not real, they're extentions!

After only fifteen minutes of being in their company I felt naseuated and sick to my stomach. I wanted to crawl out of my own epidermis. I wanted to escape.

13 Comments:

At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger nonnah said...

HAHAHAHAAAA, thnx for making me laff, made me 4get abt work a lil bit ;p

Your post brings back memory of the Plastics from Mean Girls and Pink's song Stupid Girls ;p

Certainly an enjoyable Post =)

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger don_veto said...

Which coffee shop do they go to? so I can be sure never to go there.

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger Closet Diva said...

nonnah,
the plastics are teenagers, so its forgivable :)

don v,
its a coffee shop that I'm sure we all frequent!

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

welcome to kuwait

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger Caffeinated said...

Were you sitting with these chicas? Or next to them?

If you were sitting with them, then that may mean you may have to see them again.

*shudders*

It would make me want to throw holy water on them and chant, "The power of Christ compels you!"...ahh, the Exorcist. Exorcising the demons.

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger Erzulie said...

Lol @ Caff...I always use the line from Exorcist :P
CD: Well, that's Kuwait. Tafaha eb tafaha. Take your pick. Lil asaf. *sigh* Hazolat...

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger Delicately Realistic said...

"Thats the worst nose job iv ever seen"
"Ambaaaaay hathy ishloooon ith3ifat chithy? AKEED imsawya shaf6 o balawy"
"Laaaaa hathy ra7at il cheeeeeek"
"Weeee 6ali3! Jan6at'ha taqleeed!"
"Shofay shofay, hatha flan ilflany, ily tkalma flana, ily khanita 3alashan falantan, o 6a7 3aliha o latshofon shino sawa feha, khalaha baiza ma tiswa!"

Hehehe.
I could go on.
Bs any higher dose of airheaded-ness i might have to start fearing for your lives. :P

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!

God I hate it when they use that powder or cream that makes their face so white like Geishas and stuff, it's like they're trying to be something that they're not, and also it's so badly done.

You should make a video about them and publish it on Youtube lol.

(VOTE FOR ME GUYS)!!

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger MissCosmoKuwait said...

I feel for you babe!...time for an intellectual outing..you in?..;)

 
At Tuesday, 13 June, 2006, Blogger Closet Diva said...

anonymous,
it seems that everytime I am intrigued or express disgust towards a distrubing social anomaly, I hear this expression "welcome to kuwait"...it is officially becoming one of my least favourite expressions.

caffy,
LOL yes, I was sitting with them. No, I don't intend to do it again, no matter how much my mother nags on me to hang out with them!!!

erz,
I'm dying to know what "hazolat" means!

DR,
it wasn't pathetic to that extent, eshda3wa :). But if it ever reached that point, I would commit suicide.

Pheras,
I would LOVE to make a funny sarcastic video commentary on the ongoing social anomalies...any thoughts on how I could do so without violating ethical/moral as well as legal grounds?

 
At Wednesday, 14 June, 2006, Blogger Closet Diva said...

yes indeed misscosmo!! :D

 
At Thursday, 15 June, 2006, Blogger sexygoba said...

ahahahah1 Funny. It's like this in DXB as well. Hanging out with such crowds are sooo EFFIN boring and nauseating.

U missed out on one thing though:

The way they STARe their eyeballs out AT OTHER GURLS WHO ARE BETTER THAN THEM! ;D

 
At Tuesday, 27 June, 2006, Blogger Flamingoliya said...

typical

 

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