11/11/2005

Making up for lack of value

I've been burying my nose in graduate essay writing guidelines, trying to figure out the best angle that would mesmerize an admissions officer enough to turn a blind eye to a mediocre GPA (damn those Monday, Tuesday Thursday nite college frat parties senior year -what good have they delivered to me now, other than fading memories of intoxicated glory). So I wrote a contraversial topic on the ironies of arab women and sex (it is a subject that constantly surrounds me, just look at the pornographic arab music videos on TV) but then I thought it would make me sound like a raging feminist that is sexually furstrated, which is not a good thing, and definitely not who I am (except for the sexually frustrated part).

Feeling frustrated, blocked, and completely overwhelmed with pressure, I decided to give in to mother's ridiculous nagging to complete some of her errands. Getting out of the house would be a nice refreshing break, one that I definitley cannot afford, but will nevertheless find rewarding. So I slipped on my casual wear: jeans and a light jumper with of course my standard uniform high heels (I walk like a donkey in flats, even in college I would wash my car with shorts, t-shirt and High Heels)

While I was rummaging through the different stores in the city, and talking to Mother on the phone to understand her requests, a ginger young man, 22 tops, is eyeing me suspiciously and signalled to speak to me. I asked my mother to hold on so that I see what he had to say, he really looked concerned and curious:
Him: it7ibeen il wath3 il 6abee3y? (do you like the natural phenomena?)
CD: Excuse me?
Him: why aren't you wearing any make-up?

It took a 2 minute pregnant silence for me to register that sentence, I immediately turned away and tried to ignore the fact that this man actually stopped me on the street while I was having a phone conversation to say that to me. But mother did not ignore it! She just couldn't resist:
Mother: CD, I heard that! Why aren't you wearing any make-up?
CD: huh?
Mother: If a man stopped you on the street to give you that comment, that means you must look horrendous.
CD: mom, just give me the name of that store so I can get your errands done.
Mother: do you at least have lip gloss in your bag, dab some on your lips right now!
CD: ok, I will, whats the name of the store Mom?
Mother: every year, I buy you all kinds of make-up and you never wear any! Why don't you act like the other girls?
CD: mom, this man is used to seeing clowns with make-up caked on their faces in heaping layers of atrocious colors, of course he's going to comment at me for not wearing any so chill out and give me the name of the store, please.
Mother: you know, all the girls here take make up lessons, and know the names of the best make-up artists, and they wake up early in the morning to have time to apply their make-up, but you're always in a rush. What does that say about you?

Silence.

Then, a pressing question: Is it pure unadulterated vanity that drives these girls to such lengths of beautification...or is it the understanding that their only value is being a sexual object, that leads to behaviors such as strange clown make up, softened voices expressing immense horniness, and highly suggestive yet very tasteless glitter outfits?

Probably both............

CD: Mother, it says that I have confidence, and an immense appreciation for my brain.

20 Comments:

At Friday, 11 November, 2005, Blogger MissCosmoKuwait said...

I'm telling you...the idea on an essay about this would be brilliant and I would very much love to read it...what I would also suggest is this...ever notice how extra religious men tend to always revolve their conversation about men and women...somehow turning it into gender issues then sexuality...it's like it's always on their minds...kinda reminds you of al jahiliya days when women provoke the men with their oozing sexuality (think Haleema Boland)and men trying to restrain themselves while at the same time speak of nothing else...ah yes...the world has never looked brighter...and I think I better go powder my nose...heheheh...had to add that in there to keep it light..:)

 
At Friday, 11 November, 2005, Blogger Jan6a said...

i thought ur mom was pimping you up and arranged for the dude to be there, hehe i would've screamed.

But where does that fella get off, interupting you to say somethin as lame as that. Chan gilteela "istiree7 yuba, roo7 bee3 banak!"

 
At Friday, 11 November, 2005, Blogger A3sab said...

did you just let that go? I would have slapped him accross the face!!
CD i think we're so much alike I rarely wear makeup and i'm always in my jeans!
About your Mother, don't worry she just like all other moms...she cant wait to marry you off:-p

 
At Friday, 11 November, 2005, Blogger Purgatory said...

good, stay this way.

 
At Saturday, 12 November, 2005, Blogger Bravecat said...

I thought our men were weird, but this single incident beats them by a light year! I mean, I don't believe he actually said what you said he said! LOL truly a Bridget Jones moment...

Girl, is there anything you can do to rebuff such behaviour in Kuwait? Or would it be considered similar to the case of bottle throwing out of McA's blog with similar consequences? It's sad that sometimes the best course of action is to swallow the insult and move on. You can fight, but to what results?

Cat, supportingly

 
At Saturday, 12 November, 2005, Blogger Temetwir said...

i agree with mishari26

 
At Saturday, 12 November, 2005, Blogger Closet Diva said...

hehehh

You guys, he wasn't insulting me, it was actually pretty funny! But I was too 'busy' (and surprised) to laugh about it.

You guys just to had to be there to appreciate the humor I guess...

Miss CK,
Its so ironic that religious fundemantalism is the root of all this gender role misconception. They are so obsessed with sex, they have managed to manipulate an ENTIRE society to treat women as sexual objects. Women, then, have no choice but to behave as sexual objects. I wrote an essay about it, but I REALLY don't want to sound like a feminist, not to a bunch of conservative thinking old school folk that can trace their roots to the Mayflower...

jan6a,
like I said, he was kinda funny. But my mom's reaction was even MORE funny!

3asooba,
Eee, I'm not a big fan of multi layer make-up. I'll wear a little bit, except for special occassions.

Micky,
Thank u habibti. I might email you some...I can use all the help i can get. You're really sweet.

Purgy,
yes sir! :p

Mishari,
hahaha sa7 mafrooth tigool 'sij ma yiste7y', but that is sooooo not my mom!

Samboose,
well compared to the rainbow layering fashionistas around me, I definitely have a 'simple look'.

qatar C,
yeah our men are weird, sometimes inappropriate, but they are hilarious.

 
At Saturday, 12 November, 2005, Blogger Sheba said...

hehehehe loved it!

I like your mom, she sounds like a lot of fun!

Oh & you should've slappaed that guy!

And last but not least Ms. CD is a frat girl!??

I must say its a big turn from your current existence, how do you manage that?

 
At Saturday, 12 November, 2005, Blogger U.E. said...

I adore you.

Now that that's out of the way... I think going the route of "Raging Feminist" (femin-nazi) could only help your cause. American universities are the BREEEDING ground for these idiots... if you have to pretend to be one to get in, well, hell, at least you got in.

I have issues. Serious issues.

 
At Sunday, 13 November, 2005, Blogger Closet Diva said...

UE:
I adore you too!

&Issues are what makes human beings fascinating!

Sheebs,
I move on fast.

T,
I was kinda expecting a judgemental quote...somethin wrong ? :P

Mishmish,
well thats a bit too deep for me. I think its nice to want to appear beautiful, but I don't know why I find beautiful things beautiful. They say beauty is associated with health and ability to survive, but I fail to see how that association resonates in modern age...

 
At Monday, 14 November, 2005, Blogger Sheba said...

i like mishmish's analysis.. i think your Eureka! moment was very true, we do look for the best mate to share our offspring with.. and i would like to add a bit from a female's p-o-v:

1. We do not have unlimted eggs, so thats why we have to choose carefully.

2. Its fun to get all dressed/dolled up sometimes.

3. It feels good to look good.

4. Guys advertise too: more & more make up companies are coming out with products for men (check the cover story of Time Magazine of the week before Ramadan 'WHAT WOMEN WANT'). It says that men now buy expensive clothes, drive expensive cars, put hair gel, go to an expensive barber, they get waxed, etc. because its what women want (i.e. the requirement is no longer about power & money, but it also includes looks :)

 
At Monday, 14 November, 2005, Blogger Caffeinated said...

"These girls"…yes…many (but not all, of course) are vain, for no apparent reason. Perhaps it is because they are living off of glorified myths of the past encapsulated in a last name in order to find some self confidence. As for themselves taken as individuals, they have neither personal achievements nor personalities. A truly hideous combination for anyone with a mind who may see theses girls for what they really are beyond the make up.

I think the guy simply wanted to talk to you, but because he has little or no experience with interacting with women; his clumsy approach was his best bet to get a reaction out of you and have you at least speak back to him. Whatever happened to cheesy pickup lines? It's times like this when you think "What's your sign" isn't really so bad after all.

 
At Monday, 14 November, 2005, Blogger KimberlyDi said...

I cannot believe that he bothered to talk to you because he found you unattractive. Many men do not like makeup.

I had a date once admire my confidence to go without makeup. The joke was on him because I was wearing makeup, very subtle makeup. I believe its purpose is to minimize flaws (like a sleepless night) while maximizing your best features (without drasticly changing your appearance). My ex-best friend looked like a completely different person without makeup. Yuck.

 
At Monday, 14 November, 2005, Blogger Temetwir said...

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At Monday, 14 November, 2005, Blogger Gigi said...

OH!!!

I've been staring at this post for days and tawni I get the double entendre of the title! (Or is it a pun?)

Anyway: Clever! ;D

Gigi, duh-ly

P.S. Send me your essay too :D To uh, help. Yeah that's it... and not because of ligaafa 0:>

 
At Monday, 14 November, 2005, Blogger Flamingoliya said...

loved the title (thanks Gigi for letting me notice :P ) and the last sentence.

some girls think that wearing make up is part of growing up. and some actually wear it to look like women who are ready for marriage, and sadly, it works.

and btw, i once did a presentation on women who look like clowns. my professor loved it and the girls giggled all the way.

 
At Tuesday, 15 November, 2005, Blogger Closet Diva said...

kimberly & Caff,
perhaps this was his attempt to engage in a deeply profound conversation, I'll keep that in mind the next time I I receive an unusual question.

Flaming,
welcome to my blog. I would have loved to attend the clown women presentation...

Geeg,
thank u :)

Sheebs,
great article reference, i'm gonna dig that up!

 
At Wednesday, 16 November, 2005, Blogger Closet Diva said...

hey Mish,
I checked the national geographic one, it was pretty cool. Thanx for sharing.

True, it is basic instinct to desire to look beautiful, and its amazing the self destructive lengths to which both men and women will go to achieve beauty, and no matter how much we retort the cliche 'beauty is skin deep' we all still have our insecurities.

But interestingly, there are different perceptions of beauty;
in Nigeria, overweight women are considered attractive, in Brazil flat chested women are beautiful. I guess the only beauty that is universal is facial features, but body shapes and figures are totally relative to culture.

 
At Friday, 13 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your conclusion of focusing women as being a sexual object is distracting them from reality should be a truism in the Middle East. I'm from Kuwait. I want radical change in the Middle East.

 
At Monday, 19 November, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice story!! i have to say that i agree with you on the subject matter and i think most women these days are too busy thinking about their outer image that they lose their inner one...the one that counts!! inner beauty is far more inportant and any man with the right mind would judge you on your personality!! Also being simple on the outside shows that you are a bright and intelligent and truely beautiful on the inside!!
As for your mum...i think its sooo sweet of her to be caring about your image!! she just wants you to look nice.

Also one last thing...have you seen arabic soaps these days....wallah i wud jst watch them and laugh my ass of!!! all the women have an exessive amount of make up on their face...i wonder if i poked ones face would it leave a hole there!! haha

 

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